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MY PARROT


A friend's dishwasher stopped working so she phoned a repairman.
Since she had to go to work, she told him. "I'll leave the key under the
mat.  When you've done, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll post you a
cheque. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog, Spike.  He won't bother
you."

"But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, speak to
my parrot!" "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT SPEAK TO THE PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at her home the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he'd ever seen. But, just as she
had said, the dog lay quietly on the carpet watching the repairman go about
his work.

As soon as he entered the house though, the parrot started
screeching, cursing and name calling, driving the man crazy. Finally he
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled at the parrot.

"Shut up, you stupid, nasty, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied,

"Get him, Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen

Fido feels jealousy, study proposes

Evolution might explain green-eyed monster

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Jealousy is such a powerful emotion at least one study has characterized it as the third-leading cause of non-accidental homicide in all cultures. Is it possible this universal green-eyed monster evolved as a survival mechanism?

In a study published last week in the journal Plos One, researchers at the University of California, San Diego experimented with dogs to see whether they, like humans, were hard-wired for jealousy.

If so, the researchers suggested human and canine jealousy might exist for similar "primordial" reasons.

Although many dog owners will attest to bouts of canine jealousy -- even evolutionary scientist Charles Darwin suspected the creatures were capable of such emotion -- few have tried to prove it scientifically, according to psychology professor Christine Harris and researcher Caroline Prouvost, the study's authors.

In an experiment, the authors took 36 dogs of various breeds -- along with their owners -- and observed their behaviour as their masters interacted with three non-living objects. One object was a children's book, which they read aloud; another object was a plastic jack-o'-lantern pail; and the third was a mechanical stuffed dog that emitted a bark when the owner pressed a button.

The authors based their experiment on several studies that examined whether human infants are capable of jealousy. The studies, which concluded infants were probably capable of jealousy, involved experiments in which their mothers showed attention to a life-like doll instead of their child, and other objects.

The infants were reportedly more likely to respond with "negative" behaviour if their mother diverted her attention to the doll.

In the dog experiment, authors instructed the dog owners to push the bark button on the stuffed dog's head and then speak to it sweetly while ignoring their own dog. After that, they showed attention to the pumpkin pail and read the children's book while ignoring their dog.

Researchers said the dogs were far more likely to act aggressively when their owners spoke to the stuffed dog than when they paid attention to the other objects. One-fourth of the dogs snapped at the stuffed dog, while only one dog snapped at the pail or the book. The dogs were also more likely to push or touch their owners as they interacted with the mechanical dog, and tried to get in between the owner and the stuffed dog more frequently than the other objects. Whining also occurred more frequently with the stuffed dog, authors wrote.

"The data presents a strong case that domestic dogs have a form of jealousy," the authors wrote in the study.

The researchers said although the vast majority of studies that examine jealousy in humans focus on jealousy within romantic relationships, their findings suggest a deeper cause.

"One possibility is that jealousy evolved in species that have multiple dependent young that concurrently compete for parental resources such as food, attention, care and affection," the authors wrote.

"It is easy to imagine the advantages that might be gained by a young animal that is not only alert to interactions between siblings and parents, but also motivated to interpose itself in such interactions."

 

-- Los Angeles Times

 

Republished from the Winnipeg Free Press print edition July 27, 2014 A2