Hugging is healthy.
It helps the body's immune system.
It cures depression.
It reduces stress.
It has no unpleasant side effects.
It is God's miracle drug!
It is all natural, it contains no chemicals,
artificial ingredients, no pesticides, and no preservatives!
Hugging is practically perfect.
There are no parts to break down, no monthly payments,
non-taxable, non-polluting, and of course... It's fully returnable!
Here are your hugs for the day!